Don’t feel like taking a ribbonribbing today.
This might be part of the problem:
…but it’s 3 in the morning and I can’t have any…of anything…
Most of the time, I’m listening to Christmas music on You-know-who Tube. It’s quite relaxing.
Do you know what it’s like to be listening to soft music and awaken at 2 in the morning to some guy with a shrill voice asking, “Is your sewer line backed up?”
Unfortunately, my sewer line hasn’t been working correctly for years.
But that’s overshare on steroids.
As opposed to Christmas on quaaludes.
I just love 1980’s sayings. They’re awesome!
My Baid (My, But Alas I Digress).
Unfortunately, I’ve descended into pun territory this year. It was only an hour ago that I wrote this on Facebook:
What do you call a gnome living in the city?
A metro-gnome.
Is that not muse-sick to your ears?
Today…
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