I have seen quite a few superhero films in the past couple of months and, as a result, I have decided that I would like to have superpowers.
This is not because I want to save the world from intergalactic villains or evil cyborgs – acting as the protector of humanity would probably be a little too much for me to handle, considering I can barely cope with the responsibility of keeping a house plant alive.
No, I want to be a superhero because I reckon that having superpowers would make my everyday life much more convenient – so here is a quick guide to how I would use certain powers in real life:
If I have any trait that sets me apart from the rest of humanity, it is my epic laziness.
Therefore, I would find the ability to move objects with my mind very useful –…
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